“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?”
why do my friends never party. why did i choose this life
me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood
boyfriend: what’s for dinner?
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
Who the fuck has crushes after you’re like ten years old just suck his dick and block him on iMessage
ive stolen this line and used it so many times