“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?”

Jul 26 11:09 ( 295339 )

knightscrest:

why do my friends never party. why did i choose this life

Jul 26 11:08 ( 215 )

meanplastic:

me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

Jul 26 0:37 ( 127030 )

netflixgod:

Me as a dog

Jul 26 0:36 ( 39775 )
Drag ha, Nicole
Jul 26 0:32 ( 10393 )

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

Jul 26 0:29 ( 104161 )

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

Jul 26 0:27 ( 181282 )

super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

Jul 26 0:26 ( 492323 )

chekhov:

Who the fuck has crushes after you’re like ten years old just suck his dick and block him on iMessage

Jul 26 0:22 ( 13797 )

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

Jul 26 0:18 ( 536156 )
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